Pashmina: Cat Talk

MiaowFeed me.

MeeowPet me.

MroowwrrrrI love you.

Miioo-oo-ooI am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.

Mrowlll! I feel like making noise.

Rrrow-mawwwPlease, the time has come to tidy the litter box

Rrrow-miawwwI have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

MiaowmiaowPlay with me

MiaowmioawHave you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

MioawmioawSince I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture

RaowwwwwI think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

MrowwwwwI am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

Roww-maww-rowwI am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

Gakk-ak-akMy digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.

MowwwwwwwwrrrrSnuggling is a good idea.

MowwmShedding is pretty good too

Mowww!I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

Miaow! Miaow!I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge her body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.

Mraakk!Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

SsssRoww!I believe that I have found a mouse or similar animal.

MmmrowmmmIt is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.

MmmmmmmIf I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.

MreoawPlease ask room service to send up another can of tuna fish.

MreeeowDo you serve catnip with that?

MroowI have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute.

How am I doing?